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Sunday, September 5th, 2004
12:39 pm
Chaos
I am having very much fun because Spike's hair is causing chaos. Also because the
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I am having very much fun because <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/spike_bot/602.html">Spike</a>'s hair is causing chaos. Also because the <b><a [lj2] href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/enemy_bot/">demon</a></b> I summoned makes nice dresses.

I have still failed to have sex with Ripper in an airport.

This is sad.


Current Mood: accomplished
Friday, August 6th, 2004
1:55 am
Magic!
Ethanbot knows magic, for Warren programmed him well. It is difficult to substitute the blood, yes, but not impossible. With his heavy red-and-black chaote robes on, he kneels and summons dress-making demons so Spike can annoy Angel.

He loves chaos. It makes him smile a lot.

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Ethanbot knows magic, for Warren programmed him well. It is difficult to substitute the blood, yes, but not impossible. With his heavy red-and-black chaote robes on, he kneels and summons dress-making demons so Spike can annoy Angel.

He loves chaos. It makes him smile a lot.

<b><a [lj2] href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/enemy_bot/">The Enemy</a></b> is coming.


Current Mood: accomplished
Thursday, August 5th, 2004
4:21 am
Quiz!

Which LJ friends will you sleep with?
LJ Username 
Favorite Color
Are you drunk?
Sex in the backseat of a car Error
Sex at a democratic convention
Sex on a nude beach
Hottest sex of your life
Sex rating - 56%
Number of times you will orgasm 11
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This quiz has an error! Clearly Ripper and I have so much sex we broke it!

I shall endeavour to write better code that can cope with the amount of sex we have!

Current Mood: annoyed
Wednesday, August 4th, 2004
10:30 pm
Hello!
I am Ethan Rayne. I am a charming, distinguished, well-educated and well-spoken mature Englishman! I am also cunning and duplicitous. I am the man your parents told you not to accept candy from. Because they accepted it from me!

I go wherever Giles goes! Because we have History and Tension and because I love to cause Chaos and have him beat me up or take me out for drinks or bugger me senseless like good public schoolboys should!

Buffy is a Slayer. I do not like her. Even if she looks good in a dress and is very manly when danger threatens, she made my Ripper wear tweed and tweed does not co-ordinate with my wardrobe. She also hits me, but not like Ripper, because she is not British.

Hello! Do you want to summon demons or go for drinks?

Current Mood: bouncy
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